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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
angelabsol
evilwizard

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

t-counter

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

evilwizard

YOU EXIST???

t-counter

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

cerayanay

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

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identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

dicksizer

6 inches

isitfurbait

It is not

bamsara
faustandfurious

Basic rules for analysing fiction, an incomprehensive list jotted down in a hurry:

  1. The protagonist isn’t always right
  2. The protagonist isn’t always good
  3. The protagonist isn’t always written to be relatable or likeable
  4. The narrator isn’t always right
  5. The narrator isn’t always good
  6. The narrator isn’t always telling the truth
  7. The narrator isn’t always the author
  8. The protagonist’s moral compass, the narrator’s moral compass and the author’s moral compass are three entirely different things that only occasionally overlap
  9. Pay attention to what characters do and not just what they say
  10. Pay special attention when what the characters do is at odds with what they say
  11. A lot of the time the curtains are blue for a reason. If they aren’t, you should read better books
silvergryphon

One more:

12. The antagonist isn’t always telling the truth

animatedamerican

So many times I have seen people apparently just … forget that it’s possible for fictional characters to be (a) mistaken or (b) lying, and say things like “we know this to be true because [character] said so here” (or, worse, “this fact is canon because [character] said it”).

The antagonist isn’t always telling the truth, the protagonist isn’t always telling the truth, the secondary and minor characters aren’t always telling the truth, the narrator may be telling the truth but if the narrator is also a character in the story then don’t count on it.

scimmiabird
androdragynous

game companies should be fucking EMBARRASSED about being inaccessible. it should be mortifying to ship a game with shit captions or no UI scaling options or no option to disable flashing / strobing effects. games lauding their character customization should be laughingstocks for not including hearing aids or congenital disorders or prosthetic limbs. EA should be publicly fucking humiliated for the sims series being 23 goddamn years old and include cats and dogs and horses and werewolves and zombies and mermaids and star wars and not FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS.

angst-and-fajitas

Anonymous asked:

SO. MY COUSIN JUST GAVE ME A TURTWIG EGG. The darling boy has hatched but HE DOESNT HAVE A TWIG??????? on the way to the pokemon centre now but I need to know if I have to tell my dad to start violating traffic laws or not

realpokemon answered:

given that he has JUST HATCHED i wouldn’t worry too hard about it. he’s still growing and developing, just give him some water and his head should start sprouting soon

angst-and-fajitas

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